Okay, here’s a summary of the potential roasts planned for the awards show, based on the provided text:
* Sean Penn: David Spade joked Penn was “taking The Substance wrong,” referencing his recent film. Glaser also planned a joke about Penn, Benicio del Toro, and Leonardo DiCaprio having “Least Eyes” due to their squinting.
* Leonardo DiCaprio: Glaser planned to joke about dicaprio’s squinting and his dating habits, suggesting he squints to check his girlfriends’ IDs to ensure they were born in the 2000s.
* Chase Infiniti: Glaser intended to joke about her name sounding like a credit card offer, suggesting people could get 5% cash back on travel booked through her.
* Julia Roberts: Glaser had a joke prepared about her nominated film, After the hunt, implying no one had seen it.
* Jonathan Bailey: (The text is cut off here,so no information is available about the planned roast for Jonathan Bailey.)
It’s important to note that these were planned roasts,and it’s unclear if they were actually delivered as written.
